The sixty four thousand dollar question is not how to achieve
world peace or who really is going to come out ahead on Justified on the last episode
next week. But the big question is what happens to one of every pair of socks
that gets brought through the front door.
Can the “other sock” phenomenon be blamed upon the drier which must have a voracious appetite for socks?
Maybe so.
But it does seem strange that it only eats one at a time,
and never, ever the same kind twice in a row.
Is it possible that we have a one legged ghost in our house?
I haven’t heard a peg legged pirate stomping around at night but then maybe he’s
a real quiet ghost.
Or does one of them crawl out of the dirty clothes basket to
run away from home since it doesn’t want to be an identical twin? Maybe the
poor thing feels bad about living the life of a sock looking exactly like
the one of the other foot. Or maybe it depresses the poor thing because it’s
been a left foot sock when it knows it was born to be a right foot sock its whole life?
Actually, I think the manufacturers make one sock out of
that stuff that will outlast the Rock of Gibraltar. It will endure crime, grime
and athlete’s foot. It will be around for the great grandchildren to inherit
and we can rest in peace that something from our generation will be passed on
from generation to generation.
However, the other sock is made of a secret fiber that is
way above my classification to understand. It looks like the other one. It is
attached to the other one with the same little plastic gizmo that would take an
act of congress to detach. It’s been really close to the bionic sock of the century
since the day it was created. It’s impossible to tell it from the one that our
great grandson will inherit in the future.
However when it is time to wash the socks, presto! The bionic
sock withstands the detergent, agitation and water all at the same time. But
this new secret fiber disappears in the washer!
What we need to do is have a swap meet? We can take the “good”
socks that survive the test of washing and drying to the swap meet to trade
with other folks that might have one like it.
That way we will get a pair that will last through eighteen
lifetimes and half of eternity.
When they dig up the remains of this age, the socks will be
the only thing left of the whole civilization.
So I’ll trade one white tube sock with purple rings around
the top for one white tube sock with no color around the top. I’ll trade a
black crew sock with green stitching on the toe for a brown crew sock with a
four and a half inch top.
And we’ll all go home happy with socks that will never, ever
disappear again!!
Thanks Carolyn ~ That was a good laugh ~ I never seem to figure out where those socks go either! Great idea on the swap :) Have a great day
ReplyDeleteSee you at the swap. I have a whole basket full of socks with no partners! LOL
ReplyDeleteIsn't that the truth? Where do those socks go? I think you are on to something Miss Carolyn. I will see you at the swap meet with all my yellow, pinks, reds, crazy, girly socks in hope of going home with some match set. It getting old telling people, oh did I do that again, grabbed two sock, same color, but different patterns on them! Lol!
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