Before I go back into my cave with a cup of hot tea I thought I'd pass on some useful information a friend shared with me today. It made me smile, not giggle. When I laugh, the coughing gets worse! But it did put my temporary bronchitis/cold into perspective!
IMPORTANT FACTS TO REMEMBER AS YOU GROW OLDER:
Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe even years.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60’s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last that long.