When either Mr. B or I step out on the back porch and call
the boys to come in for breakfast in the morning, we don’t yell, “Kitty, kitty,
kitty.”
No sir, they’d starve before they would run from the back of
the lot to the porch at that summons. We have to call, “Bootsie, Bootsie,
Bootsie.”
It all started seven years ago at Thanksgiving. My sister
and her husband came over to visit with our hoard of kids in the afternoon. In
the midst of the noise, feasting and confusion she and I snuck off to the back
yard to catch up. That’s when she told me about this half-grown black and white
cat that had showed up at her house a couple of days before. She’d been feeding
him chicken skin and bones (from the hen she’d boiled for the Thanksgiving
dressing) because she couldn’t bear to see him go hungry, especially at
Thanksgiving.
We’d put in a new six foot wood fence around our back yard
that summer so I offered to let the black and white cat live in my back yard.
She’d named him Boots and brought him over that evening after the kids had all
gone home. He was right gentle and as karma would have it, fell in love with
Mr. B. When Mr. B worked in the shop, there was Boots sitting in the door
watching him. When he did yard work, Boots earned his keep by keeping crickets
and spiders ran away.
But he never did know he was a cat so the “kitty, kitty,
kitty” business did not apply to him. We had to call him by name to get his
attention.
I gave him the middle name and he became Boots Randolph
after the saxophone genius. Then the neighbor thought he was a stray started
calling him Outlaw so he became Boots Randolph Outlaw. After that I saw him
chase down a vicious varmint (called a field mouse) and devour the thing so he
got a fourth name. He is now Boots Randolph Terminator Outlaw.
He was an only child for two years and Mr. B said that he
would remain that way. But one day someone, who I would still like to strangle,
threw out a kitten on our lawn. Literally threw him out, hit the bit elm tree
with him, broke his shoulder and quite possibly blinded him in one eye. I won’t
lay the last charge to the heartless fool who threw him because the kitten
could have been born blind but the rest was the result of the tree.
So Boots got a brother whether he wanted him or not. And
since new little gray kitten limped, I called him Chester .
However it wasn’t long until Chester
out grew the “little kitten” tag and grew to be as big as Boots. He does love
to eat so pretty soon he was bigger than Boots and we considered getting a lift
chair to get him out the back door at night so Mr. B called him Chester Fat
Boy.
Boots belongs to Mr. B but Chester Fat Boy is my baby. He’s
my muse and sleeps right beside me on the copy machine while I write. If the
clatter of my nails on the keys stop, it’s time for me to hold him so I know
I’d best get to the end of the chapter before I quit.
And since Boots comes running in the morning to “Bootsie,
Bootsie, Bootsie,” so does Chester Fat Boy. I’ve thought about cat therapy but
other than that he seems to be a well adjusted cat!
Our cats never know they are cats either! Tiger was our furry son, and after he passed we rescued BeBee and CeCee our furry daughters! They think they're people and we don't let them know different!
ReplyDeleteI love cats and I hate the cruelty of humans. I hope they have to answer for them at some time. We never let our cats outside
ReplyDeleteI love cats and I hate the cruelty of humans. I hope they have to answer for them at some time. We never let our cats outside
ReplyDeleteMama - I ain't even gonna try to list all our cats in this reply. There just ain't enough room. We'll just call me a crazy cat woman and move on. LOL You know I love my cat brothers though.
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